- You can pronounce “phenolphthalein” correctly.
- If your parents ground you, you can dissolve their car.
- The “mole” is your friend.
- The world does not need any more lawyers (or accountants).
- Terrorists respect you because they think you know how to blow things up.
- You don’t have to mess with dead things like in Biology.
- Goggles.
- You don’t have to get all sweaty like in P.E..
- Rutherford did it.
- “Hi. I’m a Chemist’ is a great pick-up line.